May 26th, 2006

alice lost in labyrinth

william shatner & no love

this person has the nerve to say to me (5/26/2006 8:53:20 PM): you know I really don't like William Shatner
goldmourn (5/26/2006 8:53:32 PM): oh...
& he continues with (5/26/2006 8:53:44 PM): he acts like he is the shit
he hasn't done anything to greatly effect the world
& goldmourn thinks, "May I inquire what you've been doing mister? / Jack / Never done Jack" & states matter of fact (5/26/2006 8:54:05 PM): i like him.
while he continues with his blasphemy (5/26/2006 8:54:14 PM): starring in Star Trek any person could have
(5/26/2006 8:54:14 PM): why?
goldmourn (5/26/2006 8:54:24 PM): because, i just always have.
what's he got against Shatner, I wonder? (5/26/2006 8:54:49 PM): yeah but why? what is good about him
so i tell him why (5/26/2006 8:55:08 PM): he's got character. honest charisma. has a sense of humor about himself.
& he replies with (5/26/2006 8:55:37 PM): to each their own
all I know is I'm really cool
goldmourn is laughing at him on the inside (5/26/2006 9:00:15 PM): : )
& then he says (5/26/2006 9:00:47 PM): so why are you so cute lookin?
he's kidding, right? (5/26/2006 9:00:51 PM): ha.
no, seriously, he's gotta be joking me (5/26/2006 9:05:46 PM): how can a smooth guy like me hit on a girl like you?
goldmourn (5/26/2006 9:06:40 PM): um, well, so far, it's not getting you anywhere, but likely because i'm not interested in involvement with anyone.
& he backtracks (5/26/2006 9:07:18 PM): I was playing around
I'm not trying to get with you
sure, yeah & like, this is how many times you've said something like that? (5/26/2006 9:07:57 PM): : )
is this high school? he then asks (5/26/2006 9:08:52 PM): you thought I was trying to get with you?

(crickets chirp)

I should have said something like,
well, if, say, on the offhand chance you were 'trying to get with me' (?)
you totally blew it by dissing William Shatner, who is cooler than you.